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    Posted: 18 August 2009 at 02:47
Just going through some old crap and found a poem that was in an old picture mag. Thought I might share it.

How I love to see the mull plant,

Heads swaying in the breeze,

A lot of love and tenderness,

To bring it up from seed,

Nine months of hassle and paranoia rush,

Sneaking round the bush,

So the pigs can't make a bust.

Horses, roo's, cow's, I don’t really mind

But I hate that human animal of the thieving kind,

All this hassle and worry is beyond a joke,

Just so I can roll some up and have a f#ckin' smoke.

Confidence - The feeling you get before you fully understand the situation.
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  Quote skunkfunk Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20 August 2009 at 21:55
Good one....how true
Why did God give these Humans freewill...Now their all confused.
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i like i like....
ooooo im a ganja planta yeh ..they call me the ganja farmer...
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  Quote Ganja Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 24 August 2009 at 10:50
Nice poem. Put me in mind of the great southern land.

AustraliaAustraliaAUSTRALIA!
WE LOVE YOU!
(amen)

The Australian National Anthem, as sung by Monty Python.
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  Quote sarah louise Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 24 August 2009 at 14:15
You'Ve got to get the accent right to really carry it off...

Astraya Astraya A'STRAAAAAYA!

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  Quote Ganja Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 24 August 2009 at 15:20
This here's the wattle,
The emblem of our land.
You can stick it a bottle,
Or hold in in yer hand.
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  Quote sarah louise Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 24 August 2009 at 15:48
classic %3clap
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  Quote Ganja Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 24 August 2009 at 17:55
Forgive me, but the third song from that sketch now needs to be sung:

I-i-i-i-mmanuel Kant was a real pissant who was very rarely stable.
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table.
David Hume could out-consume Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel.
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as sloshed as Schlegel.

There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach 'ya 'bout the raising of the wrist.
Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed.

John Stewart Mill, of his own free will, after half a pint of shanty was particularly ill.
Plato, they say, could stick it away, half a crate of whiskey every day!
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,
And Hobbes was fond of his Dram.
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart:
"I drink, therefore I am."

Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed;
A-a-a-a lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed.
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  Quote sarah louise Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 25 August 2009 at 05:06
Ahhh the Bruces' is there nothing they can't do?
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